im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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