just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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