I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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