We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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