it wasn't lemon gatorade
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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