wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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