We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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