so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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