i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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