it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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