what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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