You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
