About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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