I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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