Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm at about main and main street
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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