I need help removing her.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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