I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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