we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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