I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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