"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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