Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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