i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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