He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
A+ Viking dick
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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