He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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