I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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