I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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