I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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