you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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