That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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