turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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