The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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