How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He has the fingertips of a God
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