i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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