We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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