Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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