Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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