We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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