these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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