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  • Wegmans is the best grocery store ever and how dare you steal from them! Steal from Rite Aid or something instead!

    Submitted by goheels11 on May 4, 10 at 11:50am
  • I'm liking this for the simple fact of missing Wegmans.

    Submitted by donnydiablo on May 4, 10 at 11:38am
  • I miss wegmans too!

    Submitted by fuel27 on May 4, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Wegmans is the Best!!

    Submitted by jprincess on May 4, 10 at 3:36pm
  • So is your life over?

    Submitted by smrta24 on May 4, 10 at 11:06am
  • you didn't wanna pay 13 dollars? broke ass good luck if u are prego ull be spendin thousands of dollars

    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on May 4, 10 at 11:09am
  • Yeah wegman's! The rest of America doesn't know what they're missing!

    Submitted by iksworezsam55 on May 5, 10 at 1:58am
  • Ur gonna need every extra penny for diapers. Way to think to the future!

    Submitted by weinerboy on May 4, 10 at 12:39pm
  • You should have just sent "I stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars because I don't care about the economy."

    Submitted by recondite on May 4, 10 at 11:23am
  • Ah! This is exciting. I LOVE Wegmans and the 315. Whoo!

    Submitted by maddurochford on May 4, 10 at 7:24pm
  • That's just sad. So sad.

    Submitted by nickij on May 4, 10 at 11:36am
  • so glad these are the kind of people out there reproducing and adding to the overpopulation problem.

    Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on May 4, 10 at 6:05pm
  • Your gonna be paying more for the child you you fucking idiot

    Submitted by Megzii on May 5, 10 at 12:43am
  • So you'd rather have a positive pregnancy test and a shoplifting ticket? Give it up for adoption.

    Submitted by hooah33 on May 4, 10 at 11:38am
  • WTF who in the fuck goes to wegmans for that. Bizarre.

    Submitted by abcdefgHI on May 6, 10 at 11:33pm
  • So as it turns out, you're not pregnant, but you are going to court on a shoplifting charge.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 4, 10 at 12:56pm
  • Haha I love the 315!!! Hopefully a fellow Wayne countyer:) haha

    Submitted by tank11 on May 4, 10 at 6:44pm
    • No. You do not hope that someone is from Wayne County. You tell people to stay as far away from Wayne County as humanly possible, because that place is a shithole.

      Submitted by malbeth on May 4, 10 at 7:37pm
      • There's nothing in Wayne county to give it any status, good or bad. Place is a cultural wasteland. They have cows, potatoes, and some bluffs. That's pretty much it. Now, Oswego county, on the other hand...

        Submitted by kyurois on May 4, 10 at 10:05pm
        • That's true about Wayne County... there's a whole lot of NOTHING, and drug trafficking. Nothing much better to do.

          Submitted by somber_star on May 4, 10 at 11:37pm
  • The ROC keeps it classy.

    Submitted by Blarfblag on May 4, 10 at 11:07am
    • Too bad that 315 is the Syracuse area code and it even says its from Syracuse University. Fail.

      Submitted by goheels11 on May 4, 10 at 11:25am
      • Just because Syracuse is the 315 area code doesn't mean anything, neither does the fact they went to SU. I lived in the ROC with a 315 cell area code for 10 years before I moved. So, not really a fail.

        Submitted by somber_star on May 4, 10 at 12:35pm
        • No, not really a fail, though it is sorta on goheels11's part. Area codes don't belong to specific cities, cities are in area codes.

          Submitted by kyurois on May 4, 10 at 10:02pm
          • ....It says that it is from Syracuse University...and Rochester (the ROC) is in the area code 585. \n\nSo yes, fail on the part of all three of youl.

            Submitted by goheels11 on May 4, 10 at 11:24pm
            • Okay, okay, ROCHESTER may be 585. Shortly east it is absolutely not. I'm talking only like twenty minutes or so closer to Syracuse. Guess I'm just more accustomed to saying Rochester because who the fuck would recognize my little town. Both my land line AND cell phone growing up were 315. Syracuse University is irrelevant to all of this.

              Submitted by somber_star on May 4, 10 at 11:36pm
        • Syracuse University is most definitely not "irrelevant to all of this". It says this text came from Syracuse University, which is in...Syracuse, and NOT Rochester. Therefore, referring to "ROC keeping it classy" doesn't make sense because the person is in Syracuse not Rochester. It's really not a big deal but it shouldn't be such a hard concept to grasp.

          Submitted by goheels11 on May 5, 10 at 12:51am
          • So they attend SU. Doesn't mean they're not from Rochester.

            Submitted by somber_star on May 5, 10 at 5:39pm
            • Disregard that last comment. Essentially, just because Syracuse University happens to be in Syracuse doesn't necessarily mean the owner of the phone is actually from Syracuse. That's the thing about colleges, you know. That's all, and I'm done.

              Submitted by somber_star on May 5, 10 at 5:46pm
  • That's a great way to start being pregnant

    Submitted by digatalb77 on May 4, 10 at 10:27pm
  • been there done that.

    Submitted by ojm123 on May 4, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Don't be so dramatic. Just abort it.

    Submitted by wompbass on May 4, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 11:29am
  • If it's the wegmans I'm thinking about(Dewitt) then niiiiiiiiice! Good to see another 315 up in here, im in Fayetteville...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 1:45am
  • Stealing is low. You disappoint me. You should not breed.

    Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 7:31pm
  • You underestimate how good motherhood can be!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 4, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Dude WTF haha I work there...

    Submitted by dreamer310404 on Mar 1, 11 at 9:05pm
  • lol yea so what was the verdict?

    Submitted by MacManus on May 4, 10 at 11:23am