Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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