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  • Submitted by NuckinFuts on Apr 4, 13 at 5:22pm

    Oh great, now we have to worry about athlete's pussy as a STD.

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      Submitted by k688 on Apr 4, 13 at 5:34pm

      Ewww

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      Submitted by Yeep on Apr 4, 13 at 9:22pm

      Athlete pussy is typical very good, double meanings ftl.

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    Submitted by RoffMain on Apr 4, 13 at 5:14pm

    He thought you said 'Punt'.

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Apr 4, 13 at 7:02pm

    And this little piggy went wee wee wee, all the way home.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 5, 13 at 10:35am

    This little piggy had roast beef..,

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    Submitted by ForskinNinja on Apr 4, 13 at 8:18pm

    It's only an inch long, but it's as think as a can of corn.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Apr 5, 13 at 1:08am

    Prude.

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    Submitted by Definit915 on Apr 5, 13 at 2:07am

    Dumb

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    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 4, 13 at 7:37pm

    Putting a line of coke on your dick and having a girl do the line then suck your dick is a great feeling... toe in vag? Nothin fun about that

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      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Apr 4, 13 at 10:46pm

      relevance?

  • Submitted by highasballs on Apr 4, 13 at 5:42pm

    Tough actin tinactin will fix that right up. Oh and get your shit together. I put a blunt in a pussy before.....but a big toe that's just childish.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 5, 13 at 1:51am

    It's probably better that he tried to stick it in your vag than trying to stick it up your butthole. Big toe up the anus probably would be worse. And it's shape would almost be like a natural butt plug. Could get stuck. And then you could end up breaking his toe while trying to pull it out! Haha