Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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