Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
17 year olds will be the death of me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
