i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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