Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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