Sry I called you an 8
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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