No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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