why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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