Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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