gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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