Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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