She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
