Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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