i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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