Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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