There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
