normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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