he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I need to sanitize my soul.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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